Blindfolds Ahoy!

I have no idea what on earth possessed me to put "Ahoy" in the title. But it's there, and we'll deal with it. This hot mama's escapade goes back a couple of nights since I have been super busy with work etc. Well, G and I decided to shower (two birds one stone), which we have been doing a lot of lately. Showering together that is, of course we shower regularly haha. The only problem that I have with our tandem showers is that we get very aroused in there. Why on earth would that be a problem, you ask? Lack of condom. Yes we are married, BUT I don't want an "oops" situation. The pill makes me quite literally psychotic, the needle makes me gain weight and apparently an IUD isn't the best thing. So, that leaves the condom.

So every time we have a shower together we get to a point that we need to fuck, like now. But it's just not possible because of reasons already explained. So I end up with female blue balls, as it were. Any tips for not having to deal with this? Other than the obvious "don't shower together".

So we had showered together and jumped into the sack. G wanted to 69 which I hadn't always been a fan of, but being the newly liberal woman that I am, I agreed. Now here's the thing. I am very very self conscious about my post-baby body and that very much includes my vag. So a little light bulb went off and I worked the September challenge into the mix. I told him he had to be blindfolded. G was, well let's say, not too impressed but if it meant that we got to 69, he would. I grabbed a scarf and tied it extra tight to make sure he wouldn't peek (he really is quite a scoundrel).  I didn't think about it for myself because well, I've been face first in his cock many a time.
 
I have never really had much done to me orally. It wasn't ever something I had wanted done to me. Well, let me tell you,I came hard and fast. I was actually kind of embarrassed that I had literally orgasmed on his face, but in the aftermath he had said it was hot. After I came we quickly switched to missionary with G pushing my legs pretty much to my ears. It felt amazing but I needed him to go harder and faster. Turns out he needed to too. Overall, maybe one of the best fuckings I have ever had.

G said that the blindfold didn't really make a difference, mostly because we usually have sex in the dark (because of my insecurities). He thought that it would have been better if we had actually had sex with the lights on; that would have been different. So, while the blindfold itself wasn't a success, 69ing definitely was. I will also state for the record that I won't be striking this off of the challenge because both or us weren't blindfolded. G suggested that next time I should just be blindfolded. Maybe I should let him tie me up as well? What do you think??

 Ever yours,

Blushing xx

Dialing "O" on the Pink Telephone

Alright, so here's the thing. I have heard countless times that you can't expect your partner to please you if you don't know how to please yourself. Anyone else heard this? That's all well and good, but I just feel so so awkward and ridiculous even thinking about it.

I've kind of made it a mid-New Year's resolution to stop being so ridiculous about it. G likes to tease me about it, not only because how awkward and stutter-y I get about it, but my face also turns beet red. That's right lady & gents, I am the whole package. Please don't be too upset that you're missing out on this.

We have a jacuzzi bath tub a moveable faucet (think shower head), so I have been toying with the idea of using it. Mostly because that's literally the only time I get to myself (if I'm lucky). I know it's silly but I really worry about how I look. Vanity is my middle name, people. I would love to think I would look sultry like:

But I just know it would be more like this:

Do any of you worry about this too? Or am I the only masturbatory narcissist? Any tips for using the faucet? Any tips for masturbating in general? Keep your fingers crossed for me, lovers.

Ever yours,

Blushing xx
 

Lubey Lube

So we tried out the new lube last night. Let me preface this by saying that after I got done work we quickly got ready for a birthday party. After the birthday party (loooong, lots of bugs), we got home and surprisingly got the kids to sleep relatively fast. I asked G if he wanted to use by boobs to get off and of course he obliged. (I'm pretty sure he would be all for ANY way to get off, to be honest.)

He needed to shower first and asked if I wanted to join. Figured I might as well it's been a long ass time since we have enjoyed a nice shower together. Of course soapy slippery bodies = ample foreplay. I stopped him before we got too into it and suggested we go to the bedroom. I was worried that in the time that we dried off the moment would be lost, but both our engines were still revving. (Terrible. Sorry, I don't know why I have cars on the brain.) We got into bed and resumed some foreplay: kissing, nipple licking/sucking and rubbing each other, of course. I hadn't planned on having sex because it was my first day clear of Shark Week, so I always get nervous that I'll start up again. With that being said, G tried titty fucking me but apparently that wasn't enough for him. He quickly rolled me over and we started having sex doggy style. Apparently the time that we haven't had actual sex (all of a week) really got to him because he came FAST. I was more than a little annoyed. I'll give him props for at least making sure that I got off, though. It's just one of those moments when I was so so close and I hear him say "I'm gonna come!" I of course say "Don't you dare!" but it's too late. But, what can you do.

So, I didn't mention the lube, which was of course the whole reason for this post. G didn't get much "tingle" from it, he said it just felt like normal lube for him. I, on the other hand, fucking loved it. I was still tingling after I had came, and to be honest I think it really helped in getting me there as I was super tired and not too into it at first.  I would completely recommend it. I was really worried it would be the same sensation that the heating lubes have, but it wasn't and again, I loved it. So if you're looking for something little to spice up your sex life and are too nervous to get into the world of toys and props just yet, this is the way to go.

Edit: I am also kicking myself for not having G pull my hair, I could have crossed that off the list! I am also not counting this as the titty fuck on the list because it was too short-lived, so you will be getting a good account probably later in the month (once Shark Week shows up again, I assume).

Until next time..

Keep it steamy, lovers.

Blushing xx

  

Happy Labour Day Weekend!

Though we got some oral in earlier in the week, it's been pretty hectic so that's as far as we have gotten. Work has been a huge pain in the ass and I've been going on a day to day type of schedule. But I was able to sneak out and grab some new lube for us to try:

Hopefully it's a keeper! I have used a heating one in the past, and I'm not going to even attempt to sugar coat it. My vag felt like it was literally on fire. I was NOT a fan. That being said, I am still dealing with Shark Week so looks like tonight might end in some titty-fucking. (Is there a nice way to put that?) Well, G will be getting some booby love --it's a bit better--and he can tell me his thoughts on the "tingle" lube.

With that, my lovelies, I am going to go shower, watch a movie and relax with G. Hope everyone is having an amazing weekend, be safe!

Ever Yours,

Blushing xx

Enter Cliche "Learn How to Spice Up Your Marriage" Phrase Here.

Hello all! If you've read my introduction, you already know this, but guess what? You're going to hear it again anyways (I promise this is the last time). For a bit of a back story, I am a twenty-something mother of two under the age of 3 and newly wed. With our busy schedules and just my over all image of myself, we are, without a doubt, stuck in slump.

Since having my children, my body has changed. Obviously it's expected after putting such a ridiculous strain on it (What's that? You weren't ready for the consequences of carrying something the since of a cinder block would have? Jump in line, sister.) That being said, I'm still not completely comfortable with it, but not only am I working on achieving a body I am comfortable with. But I am also working on loving the one I have. Easier said than done, amiright?  Because of my discomfort, sex has been, well monotone.

 Some of the prerequisites for me to be in the "mood" are :

• Dark. The darker the better. If it's midnight and I can get an angle away from streetlights, well...we might just be able to get some. 
• Please don't look at my body. What's that you ask? "But, Blushing, you already said it had to be dark. How on earth could he see you?" That is exactly how paranoid I am of my body. I ,under absolutely NO circumstances want the love of my life, the man I am going to spend the rest of my life with, to see me naked. Isn't this absolutely INSANE? How on earth can this be healthy? I'm working on it, I swear. (Also, this is called "The Blushing Housewife" Not "Horny Housewife". Get off my back.)
• Missionary. Because of my low body image, this is the perfect position. His body covers most of the body parts that I am embarrassed of. 

If any of these are things you do, I know how you feel, and we can try to work through our issues together.

The other issue we have is that we are so tired ALL the time! The kids keep us busy enough without thinking of both of our full time jobs. When I finally crawl into bed after picking the last cheerio off my ass (don't even ask...happens far more often than I would like to admit), all I want to do is try to relax and get some shut eye. Sex should not feel like a second job. This should be time with your partner to have fun and actually enjoy each other.

So, let's do this! Let's take our sexuality and our lives back!

Tonight I will post a challenge for the month of September.

Get your knickers ready!

Ever yours,

Blushing xx