Lubey Lube

So we tried out the new lube last night. Let me preface this by saying that after I got done work we quickly got ready for a birthday party. After the birthday party (loooong, lots of bugs), we got home and surprisingly got the kids to sleep relatively fast. I asked G if he wanted to use by boobs to get off and of course he obliged. (I'm pretty sure he would be all for ANY way to get off, to be honest.)

He needed to shower first and asked if I wanted to join. Figured I might as well it's been a long ass time since we have enjoyed a nice shower together. Of course soapy slippery bodies = ample foreplay. I stopped him before we got too into it and suggested we go to the bedroom. I was worried that in the time that we dried off the moment would be lost, but both our engines were still revving. (Terrible. Sorry, I don't know why I have cars on the brain.) We got into bed and resumed some foreplay: kissing, nipple licking/sucking and rubbing each other, of course. I hadn't planned on having sex because it was my first day clear of Shark Week, so I always get nervous that I'll start up again. With that being said, G tried titty fucking me but apparently that wasn't enough for him. He quickly rolled me over and we started having sex doggy style. Apparently the time that we haven't had actual sex (all of a week) really got to him because he came FAST. I was more than a little annoyed. I'll give him props for at least making sure that I got off, though. It's just one of those moments when I was so so close and I hear him say "I'm gonna come!" I of course say "Don't you dare!" but it's too late. But, what can you do.

So, I didn't mention the lube, which was of course the whole reason for this post. G didn't get much "tingle" from it, he said it just felt like normal lube for him. I, on the other hand, fucking loved it. I was still tingling after I had came, and to be honest I think it really helped in getting me there as I was super tired and not too into it at first.  I would completely recommend it. I was really worried it would be the same sensation that the heating lubes have, but it wasn't and again, I loved it. So if you're looking for something little to spice up your sex life and are too nervous to get into the world of toys and props just yet, this is the way to go.

Edit: I am also kicking myself for not having G pull my hair, I could have crossed that off the list! I am also not counting this as the titty fuck on the list because it was too short-lived, so you will be getting a good account probably later in the month (once Shark Week shows up again, I assume).

Until next time..

Keep it steamy, lovers.

Blushing xx

  

September Challenge!

Alright Ladies and Gents! Get your mouth muscles ready! (Just kidding.Wait, not really.) Before you get all of your knickers in a bunch let me tell you: I am NOT a fan of giving oral. It literally astonishes me that women claim to love it. That being said, I'm going to grab the bull by the horn err....maybe we should drop the animal analogies whilst talking about knockin' boots. So while I am going to attempt to do ALL of these things (some would refer to me as a pleasure martyr. I will also accept "saint".) I would like you to do at least four. I figured four was a good starting off point. I have no idea where you have been sexually (or do I??) and if we have a bunch of Modest Mary's and Prudey...Prudences (?? Worst. I'll come up with something better, I swear.) , and hey that's myself included, we will start off slowly. No point in scaring y'all off just yet. That being said, I have included both things that will be just a small but nice change of pace and things that will make your partner think they've stumbled into the wrong house.

•  Have sex blindfolded. 
• Take off all his clothes...using only your mouth. (You can undo his fly with your finger.) 
• When he's not expecting it, grab him, and kiss him passionately for a full minute. A lot of couples only kiss hello and goodbye or when they're lying down, so this will surprise him and turn him on. 
• Put lube between your breasts, squeeze them together, and have him thrust into your cleavage. 
• Have him stand facing you while you're laying face-up on the bed and give him upside down oral. 
• Put your hair in a ponytail and have him gently yank it while doing you from behind.
• Have sex outside (in your yard at night) and leave your clothes 100 feet from where you're getting it on. It'll make you feel more vulnerable and naughty.
• Pick up a vibrating ring that slips around his shaft, and use it tonight. 
•  Send naughty texts or emails back and forth for all-day preplay. Start with "When we get home..." and see where the story goes from there. 
• Pick up candy necklaces and slide them up each others thighs. Then nibble off each piece. 
• Squirt some lotion on his chest and stomach, then rub it in using nothing by your bare breasts. Don't stop till all the lotion is absorbed. 
• While he's showering, ambush him without saying a word, get on your knees, and take him in your mouth. 
• Have him enter you while you're sitting on a table or counter and he's standing up in front of you. 
• Give yourself a whipped cream bikini and let him lick it off of you. 
• Do nothing but kiss each other above the waist—on the lips, ears, neck, nipples, shoulders, etc.—for a full 30 minutes. 
• Do a Dirty 360. Get into girl-on-top, and spin all the way around without pulling away. 
• Go down on him with an ice pop in one hand. Take turns sucking on his penis and the ice pop.
• Leave on stiletto boots or pumps while you have sex in missionary position. Gently press the heels against his butt and thigh.*
  
  
   
  Wow, just noticed how much more action your partner gets. That's okay though, once you get started I'm absolutely positive that they won't be able to keep their paws off of you (again with the animal references...sorry). Alright! Here it is! Good luck! I will keep everyone updated on how each one goes. 
  
  
  Get ready to do some panty droppin'! 
  
  
  Ever yours, 
  
  
  Blushing xx  
  
  
  

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Enter Cliche "Learn How to Spice Up Your Marriage" Phrase Here.

Hello all! If you've read my introduction, you already know this, but guess what? You're going to hear it again anyways (I promise this is the last time). For a bit of a back story, I am a twenty-something mother of two under the age of 3 and newly wed. With our busy schedules and just my over all image of myself, we are, without a doubt, stuck in slump.

Since having my children, my body has changed. Obviously it's expected after putting such a ridiculous strain on it (What's that? You weren't ready for the consequences of carrying something the since of a cinder block would have? Jump in line, sister.) That being said, I'm still not completely comfortable with it, but not only am I working on achieving a body I am comfortable with. But I am also working on loving the one I have. Easier said than done, amiright?  Because of my discomfort, sex has been, well monotone.

 Some of the prerequisites for me to be in the "mood" are :

• Dark. The darker the better. If it's midnight and I can get an angle away from streetlights, well...we might just be able to get some. 
• Please don't look at my body. What's that you ask? "But, Blushing, you already said it had to be dark. How on earth could he see you?" That is exactly how paranoid I am of my body. I ,under absolutely NO circumstances want the love of my life, the man I am going to spend the rest of my life with, to see me naked. Isn't this absolutely INSANE? How on earth can this be healthy? I'm working on it, I swear. (Also, this is called "The Blushing Housewife" Not "Horny Housewife". Get off my back.)
• Missionary. Because of my low body image, this is the perfect position. His body covers most of the body parts that I am embarrassed of. 

If any of these are things you do, I know how you feel, and we can try to work through our issues together.

The other issue we have is that we are so tired ALL the time! The kids keep us busy enough without thinking of both of our full time jobs. When I finally crawl into bed after picking the last cheerio off my ass (don't even ask...happens far more often than I would like to admit), all I want to do is try to relax and get some shut eye. Sex should not feel like a second job. This should be time with your partner to have fun and actually enjoy each other.

So, let's do this! Let's take our sexuality and our lives back!

Tonight I will post a challenge for the month of September.

Get your knickers ready!

Ever yours,

Blushing xx